مونولوج ( Funny 

مونولوج ( Funny 

(انا عارف مش منقول ,)

بقلم الكاتب 

محمد عباس 

الاسماعيليه 

………….

انا عارف مش منقول  

  انا عارف مش منقول 

منك لله ياسيد

  خربت بيتى ياسيد

شحططت عيالي ياسيد 

  جبت لى الضغط ياسيد 

  مش عارف اعيش ياسيد.   

   ده غلاء وفناء ياسيد 

اعمل لك ايه ياسيد   

    علشان تنقلنى ياسيد

البس لك جيبة ياسيد

    اواغير اسمى ياسيد 

البس نظارة ياسيد     

طب اروح بحمارة ياسيد

  اواموت بالسكته ياسيد   

       طب عايز هديه ياسيد 

  عايز تهدمنى ياسيد     

   فى قانون وحقوق ياسيد  

     ونصاب وقرار ياسيد   

     اواروح للسيد سيد

ده انت ب ١٠٠ كلمة ياسيد   

      والكلمة سيف ياسيد 

نفسى تصدق ياسيد

   وتكون حقانى ياسيد

دى الناس بتدعى عليك 

 من راسك الى رجليك

ومسير الحق يبان 

  والظلم اصله جبان 

مش دايمة لحد ياسيد  

  ده العدل هوالسيد

 غنى والا فقير ياسيد    

    عادي والا خبير ياسيد. 

     فى ناس مساكين ياسيد   

       وكمان نفسها تعيد  

       فى غنى والافقير ياسيد  

      حاله زى الطين ياسيد

فى جديد وقديم ياسيد    

      فى حقوق وامال ياسيد  

    فى عيال محتاجه ياسيد.   

       سكر وصابون ياسيد   

     مصروف وهدوم ياسيد.   

       شيبسي وبون بون ياسيد

مونولوج ( Funny

 امته هتوب ياسيد

  ظلم و مكتوب ياسيد

فى رب غفور ياسيد   

  دعوة مهموم ياسيد.   

بؤس وغيوم ياسيد                                        

 ولاحاجة بتدوم ياسيد. 

    فى ناس مظاليم ياسيد     

     هتفور.وتغور ياسيد 

ايام وساعات ياسيد  

ده العمر بيجرى ياسيد  

      وكتير من ناس بتعيب

وبتنسني بعيد وقريب 

وفي ثانية اثام وذنوب 

طب قولي امته تتوب

. فى ضمير م يخيب ياسيد

. وعداله ونظام ياسيد         

     واتباهى بانك سيد

واشوفك بكرة ياسيد 

    علشانك سميت سيد

مواصله او اتنين ياسيد. 

     ناس جنب البيت ياسيد.  

لسنين وسنين ياسيد 

كاس بالمقلوب ياسيد 

    كل المطلوب ياسيد 

    فى قرار معيوب ياسيد   

     قلب الموازين ياسيد.  

     وحقوق بتضيع ياسيد   

       ارحم مظلوم ياسيد   

       كربه وغيوم ياسيد

        م الاخر هدعى عليك   

       وان شفتك هرمى ايديك        

          ناقص انى ابوس ايديك.

اشتكي منك واليك 

          انا عارف مش منقول. 

            انا عارف مش منقول

مونولوج ( Funny

Monologue (Funny (I know, not copied,) Written by

 the writer Mohammed Abbas Ismailia …………. I know, it is not copied I know, it is not copied From you to God, sir You ruined my house, sir I lost my family, sir You put pressure on me, sir I don’t know how to live, sir. This is expensive and extinct, sir What can I do for you, sir? To move me, sir I will wear a jacket for you, sir Or change my name, sir Wear glasses, sir I will go with a donkey, sir I will die of silence, sir I want a gift, sir You want to destroy me, sir? In law and rights, sir And a quorum and a decision, sir I go to Mr. Sayed This is you in 100 words, sir The word is a sword, sir I wish you could believe it, sir And you will be Haqqani, sir These people are calling you From your head to your feet And the path of truth becomes clear Injustice is essentially cowardice It’s not permanent for anyone, sir This is justice, Mr Rich or poor, sir?

مونولوج ( Funny

It’s normal or an expert, sir. There are poor people, sir And it also repeats itself There are rich and poor, sir It’s like clay, sir There is new and old, sir In rights and hopes, sir There are children in need, sir. Sugar and soap, sir Expenses and clothes, sir. Chips and bonbons, sir His nation will repent, sir Unjust and written, sir There is a Forgiving God, sir An anxious invitation, sir. Misery and clouds, sir Nothing lasts, sir. There are unjust people, sir You will go and go, Mr Days and hours, sir This is a lifetime, sir And a lot of people are wrong And you forget me far and near And in a second, transgressions and sins Okay, tell his nation to repent . There is no disappointment in my conscience, sir . Justice and order, sir And brag that you are a master I will see you tomorrow sir Because you were named Sayed One or two more, sir.

There are unjust people, sir You will go and go, Mr Days and hours, sir This is a lifetime, sir And a lot of people are wrong And you forget me far and near And in a second, transgressions and sins Okay, tell his nation to repent . There is no disappointment in my conscience, sir . Justice and order, sir And brag that you are a master I will see you tomorrow sir Because you were named Sayed One or two more, sir. People next to the house, sir. For years and years, sir A cup upside down, sir All that is required, sir In a flawed decision, sir Turn the tables, sir. And rights are lost, sir Have mercy on the oppressed, sir His anguish and clouds, sir In the end, I will pray for you If I see you, I will throw your hands away Minus that I kiss your hand. I complain to you and to you I know, it is not copied. I know, it is not copied